X-PiPS : Our Reminiscence

Nama Saya Rain

2009-10-18T19:41:00.000+08:00

Astaga Punya Comel

2009-09-16T02:56:00.002+08:00

I am currently addicted with One Piece / The Mugiwara Pirates and after reading its latest issue on OneManga, I can't wait for the next one.

And I'm thinking of having the anime too. Help anyone?

Look at Luffy after his "Gear 3rd: Hand of the giant"

"Addicted For The Moment"

2009-08-28T00:08:00.000+08:00

Nikon D300s + D3000

2009-07-30T13:32:00.002+08:00

Greetings,

Here are new toys from Nikon.

If I'm not mistaken, the D300s is priced at RM8k ++ (body only) while the D3000, around RM2.4k++

Can't beat Nikon's consumer wise technology.

Yo Joe!

2009-07-28T09:54:00.003+08:00

Greetings,

I don't know about you, but I am a big fan of GIJOE cartoons back when I was a kid. I can still recall GIJOE and SpyroZone being my favourite. (And of course some other cartoon series)

I remember how the Cobras would scream "Cobraaaaaaaaaa..." before starting a war. Looking at the trailer, hmm...

What do you think?

P.S: I changed the Youtube embedded video. The last one was removed from Youtube.

Street Fighter IV

2009-07-27T11:20:00.002+08:00

Greetings,

I am a big fan of Street Fighter series game. (Who doesn't?)
And the latest Street Fighter game is the Street Fighter IV with a touch of 2D and 3D gaming experience.
I can't wait to get my hands on it.

So yesterday I bought a pirated DVD (kwang3x) of it. Can't wait until I get home to try it. It 'ate' up more than 4 Gigabytes of my youngest brother's PC hardisk.

Then I learn that this game requires a more powerful PC than this one I'm using right now. PUSITAK!

I surfed the Net and found this.

>> Descripition:

Street Fighter IV is the newest version of the fight game that has earned a legion of fans during the golden age of arcades of the houses.

The game follows the story of the fighters that have already yielded many changes for many different media, including magazines in comics, animated versions (including a number in the anime style of long duration that yielded good reviews) and even a movie star by the star martial arts Jean-Claude Van Damme.

The mix of charismatic characters and villains with a gimmicky gameplay attractive and stylish graphics made the Street Fighter franchise a success worldwide and made some of the best titles of the genre available.

Fans of fighting games of the series and will certainly delight with the collisions of Ryu and Ken in another version of the fighter who won his place in the "hall of fame" of videogames.

>> Minimum System Requirements:

OS: Windows XP/Vista
Processor: Pentium 4 @ 2 GHz
Memory: 1 GB
Hard Drive: 10 GB Free
Video Memory: 256 MB (nVidia GeForce 6600/ATI Radeon X1600)
Sound Card: DirectX Compatible
DirectX: 9.0c
Keyboard & Mouse
DVD Rom Drive

>> Recommended System Requirements:

OS: Windows XP/Vista
Processor: Intel Core 2 DUO @ 2 GHz
Memory: 2 GB
Hard Drive: 10 GB Free
Video Memory: 512 MB (nVidia GeForce 8600/ATI Radeon X1900)
Sound Card: DirectX Compatible
DirectX: 9.0c or 10
Keyboard & Mouse
DVD Rom Drive
XBOX 360 Controller STRONGLY Recommended

Those of you with powerful 'PC strength', PROCEED

Chinese song

2009-07-18T11:18:00.002+08:00

Greetings,

I'm currently 'in love' with this song by Cyndi Wang.

Can anyone translate the title for me? I'm searching for its pin yin lyric.

P/S: If you're not familiar with Cyndi Wang, she's the one who sing the famous 'Ai Ni' song.

"PPSMI ends?"

2009-07-08T18:55:00.003+08:00

I found these two articles in the "Mutakhir" section of BERITA HAIRAN.
First, this one

Kabinet lulus Matematik, Sains dalam Bahasa Melayu

PUTRAJAYA: Kabinet hari ini meluluskan pengajaran dan pembelajaran Matematik dan Sains di sekolah kebangsaan dan menengah dilaksanakan dalam Bahasa Melayu berkuatkuasa pada 2012.

Timbalan Perdana Menteri yang juga Menteri Pelajaran, Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin, berkata pelaksanaannya bermula berperingkat mulai 2012 bagi Tahun Satu dan Tahun Empat, Tingkatan Satu dan Tingkatan Empat.

Beliau berkata, bagi Sekolah Jenis Kebangsaan (SJK) Cina dan Tamil, pengajaran dan pembelajaran dua subjek itu akan dilaksanakan dalam bahasa ibunda masing-masing.

Serentak itu, katanya, kerajaan memutuskan pengajaran dan pembelajaran Bahasa Inggeris di semua peringkat persekolahan perlu dimantapkan lagi.

“Pelaksanaan keputusan Kabinet bagi pengajaran dan pembelajaran Sains dan Matematik ini akan berkuatkuasa pada 2012.

“Ia bermula secara berperingkat dan perubahan ini tidak membabitkan tingkatan enam dan matrikulasi,” katanya pada sidang media khas bagi mengumumkan keputusan Kabinet itu di sini.

Bagi memastikan pelaksanaannya tidak menjejaskan pencapaian murid yang sedang mengikuti pengajaran dan pembelajaran Sains dan Matematik dalam bahasa Inggeris (PPSMI), Muhyiddin berkata, pengajaran dan peperiksaan kedua-dua mata pelajaran terbabit akan dilaksanakan dalam dwi bahasa sehingga kumpulan terakhir PPSMI tamat pada 2014.

Beliau berkata, kerajaan mengambil keputusan itu selepas meneliti secara terperinci hasil kajian dan pemantauan berhubung PPSMI, sama ada yang dilaksanakan Kementerian Pelajaran atau badan bebas sejak dasar terbabit mula diperkenalkan pada 2003.

Katanya, hasil kajian itu menunjukkan dasar itu tidak pernah dilaksanakan seperti yang dihasratkan.

“Apa yang dilaksanakan ialah PPSMI/BM, di mana guru mengajar pelajaran Sains dan matematik dalam bahasa Inggeris dan Bahasa Melayu,” katanya.

Then comes another.

Pemansuhan PPSMI bukan pertimbangan politik: Muhyiddin

PUTRAJAYA: Keputusan kerajaan memansuhkan dasar Pengajaran dan Pembelajaran Sains dan Matematik dalam Bahasa Inggeris (PPSMI) dibuat berdasarkan pertimbangan objektif dan bukannya politik, kata Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin hari ini.

Timbalan Perdana Menteri berkata kerajaan membuat keputusan itu berdasarkan kepada kajian saintifik terhadap perkara itu.

"Ia dibuat bukan kerana faktor politik atau pilihan raya kecil Manik Urai. Ia dibuat kerana kepentingan negara," katanya kepada pemberita ketika mengumumkan pemansuhan itu di Kementerian Pelajaran di sini.

Muhyiddin, yang juga Menteri Pelajaran, berkata keputusan kerajaan itu sejajar dengan kajian Unesco yang menunjukkan adalah lebih mudah pelajar menguasai ilmu di peringkat awal persekolahan dengan menggunakan bahasa ibunda.

Beliau berkata walaupun kerajaan sedar mengenai kelemahan pelajaran dalam menguasai bahasa Inggeris di peringkat awal PPSMI, dasar itu hanya ditukar sekarang selepas selesai pusingan enam tahun pelaksanaannya. - Bernama

I'm not going to elaborate more as the teachers are the closest being to the PPSMI. We are the ones who are running it.

If I'm not mistaken, the PPSMI was launched on 2003. So if you do your math, the PPSMI had been in our system for almost six years now.
I heard we need more than 5 years to 'test' something. We don't do this kind of thing with the education system, overnight. We need to plan, we need pioneers.

All I can say is the education system in our beloved country had been badly politicized.

At the end of the day, the victim is still us and our young generations. Just my 2 cents though.

"Stress Guru Membimbangkan"

2009-07-07T00:54:00.000+08:00

Stres guru membimbangkan — Akibat banyak perubahan dan bebanan tugas yang keter
Posted on Friday, August 19 @ 09:17:38 MYT

KUALA LUMPUR 18 Ogos – Kesatuan Perkhidmatan Perguruan Kebangsaan (NUTP) mendakwa tahap stres di kalangan guru-guru di negara ini semakin menjadi-jadi dan membimbangkan ekoran bebanan tugas yang meningkat.

Presiden NUTP, Ismail Nihat berkata, guru-guru kini terpaksa berhadapan dengan perubahan demi perubahan dalam bidang pendidikan sehingga wujudnya beban yang keterlaluan.

“Apabila ada pegawai baru di Pejabat Pendidikan Daerah (PPD), Jabatan Pendidikan Negeri atau di peringkat kementerian, banyaklah idea dan tugasan baru yang harus dipikul oleh guru.

“Bebanan ini terus berlaku dalam keadaan jumlah guru yang tidak seimbang dengan peningkatan jumlah murid, projek banyak tetapi guru sedikit,” katanya pada sidang akhbar yang turut dihadiri Setiausaha Agungnya, Lok Yim Pheng di sini, hari ini.

Sidang akhbar itu bertujuan menjelaskan beberapa isu melibatkan golongan guru yang akan dibentangkan pada Persidangan Perwakilan NUTP ke-17 yang bermula esok hingga 22 Ogos ini.

Menurut Ismail, walaupun kedengaran pelik tetapi semua pihak harus menerima hakikat bahawa masalah yang dihadapi oleh golongan guru menjurus kepada tekanan mental dan emosi berbanding fizikal.

“Ini menjejaskan keupayaan dan kepercayaan mereka terhadap diri sendiri untuk mencapai matlamat melahirkan pelajar yang cemerlang dan berkualiti,” katanya.

Selain itu, beliau menggariskan beberapa faktor yang menyebabkan stres di kalangan guru iaitu:

* Harapan ibu bapa terlalu tinggi kepada guru kerana sering mahukan pencapaian terbaik pelajar.

* Masalah disiplin pelajar yang semakin sukar dikawal termasuk melibatkan keselamatan guru.

* Pelajar-pelajar semakin cerdik berbanding guru ekoran akses pendidikan yang semakin canggih dan meluas.

Sehubungan itu katanya, NUTP akan bekerjasama dengan Jabatan Perkhidmatan Awam (JPA) menjalankan satu kajian khas mengenai tahap sebenar tekanan di kalangan guru.

“Kita sedang berunding dengan JPA tetapi kami sudah menyediakan set soalan khas untuk menjayakan kajian tersebut.

“Sebagai permulaan kita akan agih-agihkannya kepada 220 delegasi yang menghadiri persidangan itu nanti,” ujarnya.

Tambah beliau, kajian itu penting untuk membantu kerajaan meneliti langkah-langkah penyelesaian yang sesuai.

copied from here

LOL

2009-07-04T15:45:00.000+08:00

Sentences Using Numbers

2009-06-30T07:50:00.000+08:00

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1

Jokes For Bored Ones

2009-06-22T04:18:00.000+08:00

Apa dia Berwarna hitam, montok, terbelah tengahnya?
Jawapan: Tahi kerbau dilanggar Motosikal

Kenapa laki-laki suka berpikir dan perempuan suka bercakap?
Jawapan: Kerana laki-laki ada 2 kepala, perempuan pula ada 2 mulut.

Kenapa kentut kau lebih kuat bunyinya daripada kentut aku?
Jawapan: Sebab kau kentut kat Microphone.

Perbuatan apa yang ditegah oleh agama tetapi juga dibenci setan?
Jawapan: Merogol anak setan!

Kereta berhenti tarik Handbrek, Kuda Berhenti Tarik Apa?
Jawapan: Tarik nafas sebab penat belari.

Apa yang dipegang lembik, dipukul keras?
Jawapan: Tahi ayam melekat kat tiang lampu.

Kenapa kebanyakan motosikal namanya YAMAHA?
Jawapan: Kerana yang menciptanya orang jepun. Kalau arab yang cipta mungkin namanya YAMAHMUD.

Aku berjalan di tepi pantai, diatas pasir tanpa mencecah air. Bila ku toleh ke belakang, tiada kesan tapak kakiku. Kenapa?
Jawapan: Aku berjalan secara mengundur!

Apakah dia yang paling laju di dunia, lebih laju kereta F1 malah lebih laju dari Jet pejuang?
Jawapan: Maaflah tak sempat nak tengok, sebab laju sangat. Zoommm dah hilang.

Apa perbezaan lampu stadium dengan lampu bilik?
Jawapan: Lampu stadium kalau ada 'game' dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada 'game' dia padam.

Apa perbezaan di antara Gajah dengan Lelaki?
Jawapan: Di kepala gajah ada belalai, Di belalai lelaki ada kepala.

Apa perbezaan Kereta Baru dengan Pengantin Baru?
Jawapan: Kalau kereta baru, jumpa lubang mesti dielak, kalau pengantin baru jumpa lubang, terus dia hentam.

Kangkang peluk, kangkang peluk, bila dah sampai pegang buah.
Jawapan: Panjat pokok kelapa.

Apa dia, kalau dikeluar dari lubang besar tak dapat, tapi kalau dikeluar dari lubang kecil dapat?
Jawapan: Air Ludah.

Apa dia, Ditembak ke lantai tapi kena di hidung?
Jawapan: Kentut.

3 kepala, 6 mata, 8 kaki. Apakah bendanya tu?
Jawapan: Koboi naik kuda bawak ayam.

Banyak2 kotak, kotak apa yang takleh diangkat?
Jawapan: Kotak penalti lah.. wawawa!

Apa benda bila masuk segitiga bila kuar bergulung-gulung?
Jawapan: Seluar dalam.

Burung apa yang semua anggota badannya di kaki?
Jawapan: Burung kena pijak!

Lampu apa yang kalau dipecahkan keluar orangnya?
Jawapan: Lampu jiran tetangga.

Banyak-banyak batu, batu apa yg mulia?
Jawapan: Batulung-tulung!

Banyak-banyak kad, kad apa yang boleh simpan banyak barang?
Jawapan: Kadai.

Kopi apa yang sungguh menyusahkan?
Jawapan: KOPIkir sendirilah!

Senior's Wedding

2009-05-17T09:33:00.003+08:00

Greetings,

One of our well known senior, Mr. JackAss, I mean, Mr. Jack. (I can't spell his French name LOL) is going to marry his gf, according to this message I got from my Friendster mail.

Slyvia and i would like to invite u to witness our wedding on:
08.06.09(Monday)
St John's Church Tuaran 10.00am
Dewan Pekan Tamparuli 1.00pm
&
13.06.09(saturday)
St Patrick's Church Membakut 12.30pm
thank u..:)

Bah, siapa-siapa yang dakat, free dan mau pigi, bagitau ah. Maybe I can menumpang sekaki dua kaki too. Si Jack baituuuuu

Adam & Eve

2009-05-04T20:45:00.001+08:00

Do You Know What I Am Doing?

2009-04-29T02:21:00.001+08:00

A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs.

He says "Do you know what I am doing?"
She replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities."

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breats.

He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer."

Finally, he tells he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her.

He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies "Yes, getting herpies. That's why I am here."

Touch Mai Barreh

2009-04-24T15:28:00.003+08:00

Greetings,

Hi everyone. Hope you're all fine.
To Mr. Silver, I feel you bro. I lost my precious T200 before and I know how hard it is to lose something pricey.

Here's a video to cheer you up

NIKON D5000 Hands On

2009-04-16T19:22:00.001+08:00

Greetings,

For those who are bitten by the shutter bug. Be it Canon, Nikon etc.
Here's a video review of the new Nikon D5000

100th Post!

2009-04-12T16:15:00.005+08:00

Greetings,

Here we are! This is the 100th blogpost!

I can't recall when did we start this whole thing.
I don't mind being the one who is overly excited here. But somehow I'd proven that I do cherish the moments we share back in the Maktab and came to this length to make us still checking out each other. At least in the cyberworld.

After four years, many things had changed. Life goes on and we never knew what will happen next. I just want my friends to know that I am terribly and truthfully sorry for all the wrongs that I'd done. And it has been a great pleasure to know you all and to be at your very existence.

Bah macam sa mo tulis nota bunuh diri pula. Buduh.

I want to share this funny joke with you.

Budin seorang yang amat benci pada kucing. Entah apa salah dan silap
yang dibuat kucing pada dirinya pun tiada siapa yang tahu.

Namun jodoh pertemuan ketentuan Tuhan, Budin bertemu jodoh dengan
Gayah yang amat suka dan mendalam cintanya pada kucing. Sebelum
berkahwin dengan Budin lagi Gayah sudah membela seekor kucing siam.

Maka dari hari ke hari, bertambah benci dan meluatlah si Budin pada
kucing terutama si Tompok, kucing siam isterinya. Apa tidaknya, Gayah
lebih memberikan tumpuan kepada si Tompok, membuatkan Budin
beranggapan, Gayah lebih sayang si Tompok berbanding dirinya.

Tidak mahu terus tertekan, Budin nekad untuk mengusir si Tompok dari
hidup dia dan isterinya.
Ketika isterinya sedang asyik mandi, Budin tanpa was2 menangkap si
Tompok, disumbatkan ke dalam karung beras dan tanpa berlengah terus
merempit motor kapcainya sejauh 10km dari rumahnya , lalu dihumbanlah
si Tompok ke semak tanpa belas kasihan. Dengan hati gembira, baliklah dia ke
rumah dengan siulan mengikut rentak lagu Cindai nyanyian Siti
Nurhaliza.

Tapi, kegembiraan hanya sementara. Setibanya dia di rumah, si Tompok
dengan sombong bongkaknya melanggok depan pintu lagaknya menyambut
kepulangan Budin. Sakit hati Budin tak dapat digambarkan.

Esoknya si Budin meneruskan rancangan jahatnya lagi. Kali ini lebih
jauh dibawanya si Tompok, 20 km dari rumahnya. Tetapi seperti semalam,
si Tompok berjaya mendahuluinya pulang ke rumah. Budin tidak putus asa
begitu sahaja,
alang-alang menyeluk pekasam, biar sampai ke pangkal lengan bisik
hatinya.

Kali ini, tidak sekadar hendak membuang si Tompok, tapi dibawanya si
Tompok pusing-pusing dahulu dengan harapan si Tompok keliru dan tidak
akan berjaya balik ke rumah. Habis semua jalan ditempuh, sekijap ke
kiri, sikijap ke kanan, yang lurus, yang bengkok, segala corner habis
dirempitnya dan akhirnya dibuanglah si Tompok begitu sahaja.

Selang berapa minit kemudian, Budin menelefon Gayah...

Budin: Ayang, Tompok ada kat rumah tak?, tanya Budin dengan penuh

suspen lagi berdebar-debar...

Gayah: Ada, ada dekat depan pintu tu ha~ Kenapa? tanya Gayah

keheranan.

Budin: Panggil dia! herdik Budin dengan nada yang tinggi...

Gayah: Kenapa? tanya Gayah lagi.

Budin: Aku nak tanya dia, bagaimana nak balik ke rumah. Aku sesat ni!

Proxy Setting

2009-04-04T22:50:00.005+08:00

Greetings,

Having connection problems? Surfing problems?
Try this

This is the setting on my Firefox

Go to

Tools -> Options -> Network -> Settings

* Click for a larger image

This IP address, 219.93.178.162
actually translates to cdn-kmr-c2100-01.tm.net.my

Dream On!

2009-04-03T21:39:00.000+08:00

Greetings,

I don't write much. But I hope someday I can come up with a graphic novel about myself.

Cehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Hahahah

Lily Allen - The Fear

2009-03-28T13:05:00.001+08:00

Greetings,

Listen to this song. It is brilliant!

Lily Allen - The Fear

I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny
I want loads of clothes and f***loads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them

I’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
‘Cuz everyone knows that’s how you get famous
I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror
I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner

Chorus
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cuz I’m being taken over by The Fear

Life’s about film stars and less about mothers
It’s all about fast cars and passing each other
But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic
and that’s what makes my life so f***ing fantastic

And I am a weapon of massive consumption
and its not my fault it’s how I’m program to function
I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror
I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner

Chorus
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cuz I’m being taken over by The Fear

Bridge
Forget about guns and forget ammunition
Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission
Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner
Now everything is cool as long as I’m getting thinner

Chorus
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cause I’m being taken over by fear

Jokes with Point To Ponders

2009-03-25T02:36:00.003+08:00

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Euro English?

2009-03-24T04:48:00.006+08:00

Greetings,

Take a look at this. Very interesting!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as ‘Euro-English’ .

In the first year, ’s’ will replace the soft ‘c’. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard ‘c’ will be dropped in favour of ‘k’. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ‘ph’ will be replaced with ‘f’. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent ‘e’ in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ‘th’ with ‘z’ and ‘w’ with ‘v’.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ‘o’ kan be dropd from vords kontaining ‘ou’ and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Imagine if we are going to talk like zat?

"Sekadar Gambar Hiasan"

Bloody Passwords

2009-03-15T14:15:00.001+08:00

Greetings,

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Can I Have This?

2009-03-14T12:53:00.002+08:00

Greetings,

I'm kebaru-baruan lah with this thing. Lol!

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